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I asked Santa for Daddy to stop hitting me and Mommy

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We never expected the zombie infection to be sexually transmitted.

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I got paid big money to be in an adult film blindfolded.

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The protesters rejoiced when the hacker exposed my real name and address on Twitter.

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"Normal eyes, she's not them!" the old man let everyone know before welcoming her to his group of survivors.

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As I watch the flames consume my husband’s body, one thought kept repeating itself in my head.

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Tears stream down my cheeks as I try to ignore my wife in the sea.

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So, it turns out that most major religions were right, but we were horribly wrong in the interpretation.

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One night, a snowman appeared in the field behind my house.

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Fortunately, the nuclear bombs that dropped did not wipe out the human race

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I asked Santa for Daddy to stop hitting me and Mommy	8129
We never expected the zombie infection to be sexually transmitted.	8099
I got paid big money to be in an adult film blindfolded.	7968
The protesters rejoiced when the hacker exposed my real name and address on Twitter.	7937
"Normal eyes, she's not them!" the old man let everyone know before welcoming her to his group of survivors.	7928
As I watch the flames consume my husband’s body, one thought kept repeating itself in my head.	7886
Tears stream down my cheeks as I try to ignore my wife in the sea.	7791
So, it turns out that most major religions were right, but we were horribly wrong in the interpretation.	7786
One night, a snowman appeared in the field behind my house.	7779
Fortunately, the nuclear bombs that dropped did not wipe out the human race	7616